|Where we are really registered...
Creative Specialties already has our list. If you see our consumer counselor Baila tell her we said, "Hi."
Ross-Simons has our list. Click the link, see our registry, and shop for our wedding naked at home over the internet!
Dahne and Weinstein has our list. Andrea sure does love that French Country stuff.
Durable Latex and Leather Goods (see inappropriate gift #5)
Things for out-standing in a field
Give us a hand!
How about a new best friend for our home?
Maybe a lifetime membership to one of Maryland's finest museums?
Keep our home safe, without the monthly fees of the "typcial" alarm service. (Check here for good deals!)
Help us prepare for our later years...the natural way.
Help us bid on the land for our future A&A hemp-growing, pottery-maiking, nudist cult and compound!
One word: Dromedaries.
Life time supplies of paper and office products. (How many feet of scotch tape will I use in the next 70 years?)
Coupons for colonoscopy.
Matching lifetime NRA memberships.
Leather outfits, including hoods, with that mouth-ball thing from Pulp Fiction.
New Power Tools!